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Reactietijd

Bericht door iKer » 19 feb 2018, 19:17

Beste mensen,

U weet het allen al jaren: we zijn terminaal.
Terminaal betekent dat we stervende zijn. Nu, zo vla voor de dood, wil ik u allen hartelijk danken voor uw aanwezigheid.
Dit was 14 jaar lang vrijwel dagelijks entertainment voor mij.

Dit zal één mijner laatste populaire topics zijn.
Hier wordt genoteerd hoe lang er tussen reacties zit.
Het stervensproces wordt zo een beetje inzichtelijk.

Nu is dit
18 uur 58 minuten.
Sinds de laatste post.
Extreemlinksche drammert

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Re: Reactietijd

Bericht door frobbert » 19 feb 2018, 19:25

Niet de eerste keer dat je afscheid neemt, toch? ;)

Kan ik ook zeggen natuurlijk :oops:

Anyway, 't is nu wel daadwerkelijk een erg dooie boel...
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Re: Reactietijd

Bericht door Krautsurfer » 19 feb 2018, 20:20

Ach, waarom zou je afscheid nemen? Heb je zin om te posten, dan post je. Heb je geen zin, dan post je niet.
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Re: Reactietijd

Bericht door Ysfoxy » 19 feb 2018, 20:26

Afbeelding
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Re: Reactietijd

Bericht door Siegfried Stahl » 19 feb 2018, 23:12

Krautsurfer schreef:
19 feb 2018, 20:20
Ach, waarom zou je afscheid nemen? Heb je zin om te posten, dan post je. Heb je geen zin, dan post je niet.
Zo is dat. Zelf heb ik het een beetje druk op dit moment..
" what the fuck are you talking about! Have you no ears (laughs)".
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Re: Reactietijd

Bericht door Snif » 20 feb 2018, 10:26

:wave: 7 uur 10 min.
Niet aardig.

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Re: Reactietijd

Bericht door Number9 » 20 feb 2018, 13:15

Ach kom, de stekker gaat er pas in 2048 uit.
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Re: Reactietijd

Bericht door Number9 » 20 feb 2018, 13:15

Of was het nou om 20:48?
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Re: Reactietijd

Bericht door Rckty » 20 feb 2018, 14:49

Ipv reactietijd kun je ook kijken naar het aantal gasten. Dat aantal zit continue boven de 20. Een paar zijn echte nerds, de rest 'randoms', internationaal wellicht, dankzij de google-bot. :mean:
Stel dat je ook als Gast zou kunnen posten, wie weet hoeveel posts dat op zou leveren.

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Re: Reactietijd

Bericht door Richardus » 20 feb 2018, 14:58

Been there, tried that :D de dames waren in alle staten :lol: hele sociale controle glipte ze uit handen :drinkpig:

Google bots zijn btw herkenbaar, gasten zijn echt stiekeme meelezerds

Zielig zeiktopic weer btw, teken aan de wand
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Re: Reactietijd

Bericht door Ysfoxy » 20 feb 2018, 16:48

Richardus schreef:
20 feb 2018, 14:58
teken aan de wand
Eng!
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Re: Reactietijd

Bericht door roadrunner » 20 feb 2018, 20:25

Check :drink:
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Check :drink:
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Re: Reactietijd

Bericht door Siegfried Stahl » 20 feb 2018, 21:46

Ysfoxy schreef:
20 feb 2018, 16:48
Richardus schreef:
20 feb 2018, 14:58
teken aan de wand
Eng!
Mene mene tekel ufarsin
Laatst gewijzigd door Siegfried Stahl op 20 feb 2018, 21:47, 1 keer totaal gewijzigd.
" what the fuck are you talking about! Have you no ears (laughs)".
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Re: Reactietijd

Bericht door Number9 » 20 feb 2018, 21:46

:drink:

(o nee, sta even droog)
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Re: Reactietijd

Bericht door Siegfried Stahl » 21 feb 2018, 22:35

Een mopje dan maar:

Three guys are hiking in the woods and find an old lamp. One of them picks it up, rubs it, and out pops a Genie. It booms "You have finally freed me after all these years, so I'll grant each one of you 3 wishes."

The first guy immediately blurts out "I want a billion dollars." POOF, he's holding a printout that shows his account balance is now in fact 1,000,000,003.50

The second man thinks for a bit, then says "I want to be the richest man alive." POOF, he's holding papers showing his net worth is now well over 100 billion.

The third guy thinks even longer about his wish, then says "I want my left arm to rotate clockwise for the rest of my life." POOF, his arm starts rotating.

The Genie tells them it's time for their second wish.

First guy says: "I want to be married to the most beautiful woman on earth." POOF, a stunning beauty wraps herself around his arm.

Second guy says "I want to be good-looking and charismatic, so I can have every girl I want." POOF, his looks change and the first guy's wife immediately starts flirting with him.

Third guy says "I want my right arm to rotate counter-clockwise until I die." POOF, now both his arms are rotating, in opposite directions.

The genie tells them to think very carefully about their third wish.

First guy does, and after a while says "I never want to become sick or injured, I want to stay healthy until I die." POOF, his complexion improves, his acne is gone and his knees don't bother him any more.

Second guy says "I never want to grow old. I want to stay 29 forever." POOF, he looks younger already.

Third guy smiles triumphantly and says "My last wish is for my head to nod back and forth." POOF, he's now nodding his head and still flailing his arms around.

The genie wishes them good luck, disappears, and the men soon go their separate ways.

Many years later they meet again and chat about how things have been going.

First guy is ecstatic: "I've invested the money and multiplied it many times over, so me and my family will be among the richest of the rich pretty much forever. My wife is a freak in the sheets, and I've never gotten so much as a cold in all these years."

Second guy smiles and says "Well, I built charities worldwide with a fraction of my wealth, I'm still the richest guy alive and also revered for my good deeds. I haven't aged a day since we last met, and yes, your wife is pretty wild in bed."

Third guy walks in, flailing his arms around and nodding his head, and says: "Guys, I think I fucked up."
" what the fuck are you talking about! Have you no ears (laughs)".
Johnny Lydon 1983


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Re: Reactietijd

Bericht door Rckty » 21 feb 2018, 23:45

Richardus schreef:
20 feb 2018, 14:58
Been there, tried that :D de dames waren in alle staten :lol: hele sociale controle glipte ze uit handen :drinkpig:
O wacht. Dan krijg je reclame voor Ughs enzo.
Dit kan altijd nog. Mss zijn die bots intussen sterk verbeterd.

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Re: Reactietijd

Bericht door Rckty » 21 feb 2018, 23:46

Siegfried Stahl schreef:
21 feb 2018, 22:35
Een mopje dan maar:
flailing his arms, nooit van gehoord. Maar het klopt.

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Re: Reactietijd

Bericht door Krautsurfer » 22 feb 2018, 08:56

Siegfried Stahl schreef:
21 feb 2018, 22:35
Een mopje dan maar:

Three guys are hiking in the woods and find an old lamp. One of them picks it up, rubs it, and out pops a Genie. It booms "You have finally freed me after all these years, so I'll grant each one of you 3 wishes."

The first guy immediately blurts out "I want a billion dollars." POOF, he's holding a printout that shows his account balance is now in fact 1,000,000,003.50

The second man thinks for a bit, then says "I want to be the richest man alive." POOF, he's holding papers showing his net worth is now well over 100 billion.

The third guy thinks even longer about his wish, then says "I want my left arm to rotate clockwise for the rest of my life." POOF, his arm starts rotating.

The Genie tells them it's time for their second wish.

First guy says: "I want to be married to the most beautiful woman on earth." POOF, a stunning beauty wraps herself around his arm.

Second guy says "I want to be good-looking and charismatic, so I can have every girl I want." POOF, his looks change and the first guy's wife immediately starts flirting with him.

Third guy says "I want my right arm to rotate counter-clockwise until I die." POOF, now both his arms are rotating, in opposite directions.

The genie tells them to think very carefully about their third wish.

First guy does, and after a while says "I never want to become sick or injured, I want to stay healthy until I die." POOF, his complexion improves, his acne is gone and his knees don't bother him any more.

Second guy says "I never want to grow old. I want to stay 29 forever." POOF, he looks younger already.

Third guy smiles triumphantly and says "My last wish is for my head to nod back and forth." POOF, he's now nodding his head and still flailing his arms around.

The genie wishes them good luck, disappears, and the men soon go their separate ways.

Many years later they meet again and chat about how things have been going.

First guy is ecstatic: "I've invested the money and multiplied it many times over, so me and my family will be among the richest of the rich pretty much forever. My wife is a freak in the sheets, and I've never gotten so much as a cold in all these years."

Second guy smiles and says "Well, I built charities worldwide with a fraction of my wealth, I'm still the richest guy alive and also revered for my good deeds. I haven't aged a day since we last met, and yes, your wife is pretty wild in bed."

Third guy walks in, flailing his arms around and nodding his head, and says: "Guys, I think I fucked up."
:lol:
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