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Meest Gehate Platenhoezen

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Een Confederate Flag! :protest: :protest: :protest:

Met deze pareltjes erop:

01. - Nigger Fucker 00:00
Spoiler: show
"Nigger Fucker"

She said someday I'd understand
What love was all about
She said I could have the kids
She was movin out
Said she'd finally found a man
Who's dick was so much bigger
Then that scumbag motherfucker
Ran off with a nigger

And to think I'd ate the pussy
Where that big, black dick had been
And kissed the lips that sucked him off
Time and time again
It's enough to make a man throw up
Sure is hard to figure
How any decent girl could ever fuck
A greasy nigger

He treated her just like a queen
She gave him all my money
It looks like the joke's on me
But I don't think it's funny
That pussy ain't worth payin for
As far as I can figure
Cause there's nothing quite as worthless
As a white girl with a nigger

And to think I'd ate the pussy
Where that big, black dick had been
And kissed the lips that sucked him off
Time and time again
It's enough to make a man throw up
Sure is hard to figure
How any decent girl could ever fuck
A God damn nigger
So for all you nigger lovin whores
This song is just for you

02. - Whips And Things 02:26
03. - Cumstains On The Pillow 06:25
04. - Pussy Whipped Again 09:44
05. - I Made Linda Lovelace Gag 13:13
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"Linda Lovelace"

Well, I've fucked 'em all from Coast to Coast...
Well you can talk about your lovers and your back door pimps.
You can talk about your hollywood Fags.

If you want to know the best love in the world then I'm the best mother-fucker alive
Jackie Onassis was a snuff queen for me before she ever got rich.
And it would take a man a day and a half just to satisfy that bitch.

Why the Queen of England gave me the keys to the whole damn Country of France
And it only took me 15 minutes to get into her pants.

Well, I've fucked 'em all from Coast to Coast, cause honey, that's my bag.

Fact, I'm the only guy in the world who can make Linda Lovelace Gag

doot doot doot duh...

Now it ain't that my dick's so goddamn big, it's just that I know how to use.
I'll never let no nickle-dime whore ever get the chance to abuse it.
They can suck it for hours and hours on end, but I'll still be in control.
And I won't cum 'til I wanna cum, cause that's my jelly-roll.

Now they're ain't no woman, no match for me, I've had 'em try to wear me down.
I've fucked them barmaids, and bankclerks, I even fucked a circus clown.
Teachers and Lawyers doctors and more, them fat women sure are a drag,

I tell you I'm the only motherfucker in the world that can make Linda Lovelace gag.

Well, old Harry Reams fall apart at the seams when he saw me fuck that whore.
She sucked my dick and swallowed my nuts, and I still hollered for more.
She sucked my asshole, she sucked my toes, she's the suckinest bitch alive.
I made her call up two more cunts, and friend that at no jive.

She don't give me no shit about being no big time lover.
Some movie star with a jag.
Cause you ain't shit...
If you can't get Linda lovelace to gag.

And don't talk about being no full-time lover, cause mister, that's my bag.

I'm the only motherfucker in the damn world that can make Linda Lovelace gag.

doot doot doot

06. - Little Susie Shallow Throat 16:33
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"Little Suzzie Shallow Throat"

Little Susie Shallow Throat was lonely
All the girls all made fun of her at school
'Cause no matter how she tried
She could not get a dick inside
Her shallow throat
Shallow throat

Hot Dogs and bananas were too big
Cucumbers and sausages
They just would not fit
She tried 'em all

The football team all tried to give her lessons
She practiced but she threw up on the coach
Not one man on the squad
Ever shot his wad in Susie's throat
Shallow throat

Hot Dogs and bananas were too big
Cucumbers and sausages
They just would not fit
She tried 'em all

The drum major was a boy named Slick
Who had a very little bitty dick
She licked it sucked and stroked it
'Til Slick thought she might choke
He never knew
She had a shallow throat

Hot Dogs and bananas were too big
Cucumbers and sausages
They just would not fit
She tried 'em all

She finally learned to deep throat after all
Since she met Slick she’s really had a ball
But Slick he’s kind of lonesome
With Susie and the kid
'Cause though his dick just fits her throat
Her pussy’s much too big

07. - Pick'em, Lick'em, Stick'em 19:30
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"Pick Em, Lick Em, Stick Em"

I was 15 goin' on 20 when I met up with this old man
He was quite a lover of the cards and of the dice
He had whores and he had ladies, he made love and he made babies
He could tell some damn good stories and give some good advice

[Chorus:]
You gotta learn how to pick 'em son, learn how to lick 'em son,
Learn how to stick 'em son between the thighs.
You gotta try not to beat 'em too much, try not to teach 'em too much,
Try not to feed 'em too much bullshit and lies.

He'd sit down and pour some whiskey, then he'd mix it up with water.
Here's a picture of my daughter he would say, then he would sigh.
Then he'd drink and laugh a little, as he picked up that old fiddle.
That same old riddle, I never did know why.

[Chorus]

Now the years have seen him buried, his daughter and me married.
I was sure he raised her right and taught her how to fuck.
When I asked her what he told her, she said he'd never scold her.
He would always hold her, but he never told her much.

But he told her men were plain and simple. He told her love was like a pimple.
Once you squeeze the juices out, it just goes away.
He taught her how to hold on tighter, and he taught her not to let men fight her.
Then there was this poem he taught her on his dying day.

You got to learn how to suck 'em daughter, learn how to fuck 'em daughter.
Learn how to take their money, learn how to cry.
You got to try not to hold 'em too much, try not to scold 'em too much.
Try not to feed 'em too much bullshit and lies.

[Chorus]

08. - Masturbation Blues 22:18
09. - Rock & Roll Forever 26:04
10. - Don't Bite The Dick 29:07
11. - Jimmy Buffet 31:30
12. - Lay Me Down Some Rails 35:18
13. - Fuckin' In The Butt 37:27
14. - One Monkey Don't Stop No Show 39:41
15. - Coffee 42:52
16. - Nothin´ Sacred 48:18
17. - Panheads Forever 52:08
18. - Three Biggest Lies 55:16


Voor politiek correct moet je niet bij D.A.C. zijn.

Geniale plaat. :drink:
Number9, lid nummer 25.
The sacred pint alone can unbind the tongue of Dedalus.

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Re: Meest Gehate Platenhoezen

Bericht door Rckty » 26 aug 2017, 12:34

Pick 'em, lick 'em, Stick 'em is een vrolijk liedje! :belly:

Maar weet niet of het geniaal is hoor een hele cd lang..

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