Kees heeft zin

Kees Kietelvlees · Bericht door **Kees Kietelvlees** » 30 mar 2009, 21:30

In ook eens te swappen

Dus wie heeft zin? Ik hoor het wel, ik ga nu in ieder geval de kroeg in (ja, ook op maandagavond...)

Ysidorus Fuchs · Bericht door **Ysidorus Fuchs** » 02 apr 2009, 18:31

Nou, vooruit dan maar.
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Ha ha, 1 april! :P

Oei, shit, het is 2 april.

Coyote · Bericht door **Coyote** » 02 apr 2009, 19:03

Ik wil wel swappen met Kees

Dat heet online hier; mijn adres vertrouw ik hem niet toe.

Onderwerp?

Kees Kietelvlees · Bericht door **Kees Kietelvlees** » 03 apr 2009, 09:01

Coyote schreef:Ik wil wel swappen met Kees

Dat heet online hier; mijn adres vertrouw ik hem niet toe. Onderwerp?

Onderwerp? eeuh....... wat mij betreft 'meisjesnamen'?
Maar gewoon een bonte verzameling hits in alle kleuren en smaken vind ik ook prima.

Je zegt het maar!

Kees Kietelvlees · Bericht door **Kees Kietelvlees** » 03 apr 2009, 09:37

Neenee. niks meisjesnamen

Laten we een gewoon een lekkere seksswap maken

Louter en alleen geile deuntjes en obscene teksten

Coyote · Bericht door **Coyote** » 03 apr 2009, 16:23

Kees Kietelvlees schreef:Neenee. niks meisjesnamen
Laten we een gewoon een lekkere seksswap maken

Louter en alleen geile deuntjes en obscene teksten

Is prima Kees.

Maak ik gelijk van de gelegenheid gebruik om uit te zoeken hoe ik moet uploaden en knippen/plakken in track. Ik heb weinig tijd de komende weken dus ik stel voor om over twee weken hier een upload van de seksswap neer te plempen?

mr.T · Bericht door **mr.T** » 03 apr 2009, 18:46

let me play wit'yo' poodle - Johnny Bucket

dj maus · Bericht door **dj maus** » 03 apr 2009, 19:43

I Promise Not To Come In Your Mouth - Frank Zappa

Krautsurfer · Bericht door **Krautsurfer** » 03 apr 2009, 19:50

Moist Vagina - Nirvana

uhhhh...
She has a moist vagina
I particularly enjoy the circumference
I've been sucking the walls of her anus
anilingus

I prefer her to any other

Marijuana(x3)

She had a moist vagina
I prefered her to any other

Marijuana(x11)

uhhhh...

Krautsurfer · Bericht door **Krautsurfer** » 03 apr 2009, 20:00

Lastig om te toppen, dacht ik zo..

Kryptozoid · Bericht door **Kryptozoid** » 03 apr 2009, 20:05

Krautsurfer schreef:Lastig om te toppen, dacht ik zo..

Sister Sodomy
(lyrics by GG Allin)

Up the backdoor, bitch, I dig your anal cavity
Your ass is my fuck, only death is your reality
Now is the time, for sisters termination
The real thing is breathless since our communication

Sister sodomy, sister of death
Your burial ground is my final quest
Find you in a dumpster, bullet in your head
Your ass all tore up, I love you dead

Death and defecation in the after hours
Death and defecation when I bring your flowers
Death and defecation when your here with me
Pretty girls make the blood I love to drink

Sister sodomy, sister of death
Your burial ground is my final quest
Find you in a dumpster, with a bullet in your head
Your ass all tore up, I love you dead

Krautsurfer · Bericht door **Krautsurfer** » 03 apr 2009, 20:12

Lastig, maar niet onmogelijk.

dj maus · Bericht door **dj maus** » 03 apr 2009, 20:26

GG Allin is hors categorie

heeft niks, maar dan ook niks met sex te maken
ik bedoel: dat is zoiets als jongetjes van 8 die pies en poep en kut en lul roepen

Kryptozoid · Bericht door **Kryptozoid** » 03 apr 2009, 21:09

dj maus schreef:ik bedoel: dat is zoiets als jongetjes van 8 die pies en poep en kut en lul roepen

Dat is zo. Het is evenwel een obscene tekst.

Siegfried Stahl · Bericht door **Siegfried Stahl** » 03 apr 2009, 21:23

Strolling along minding my own business
There goes a girl and a half
She's got me going up and down (x2)
Walking on the beaches looking at the peaches

Well I got the notion girl that
You got some sun tan lotion in that bottle of yours
Spread it all over my peeling skin baby
That feels real good
All this skirt
Lapping up the sun
Lap me up
(Why don't you come on and)
Lap me up
Walking on the beaches looking at the peaches

There goes another one
Just lying down on the sand dunes
Better go and take a swim
And see if I can cool down a little bit
'Cos you and me woman
We got a lotta things on our minds
(You know what I mean)
Walking on the beaches looking at the peaches

Will you take a look over there?
Where?
There
Is she trying to get out of that clitoris
Liberation for women
That's what I preach
Preacher man
Walking on the beaches looking at the peaches

Oh shit! There goes the charabang
Looks like I'm gonna be stuck here the whole summer
Well what a bummer
I can think of a lot worse places to be
Like down in the street
Or down in the sewer
Or even on the end of a skewer

Down on the beaches looking at the peaches

Stranglers....licht sexistisch...

Siegfried Stahl · Bericht door **Siegfried Stahl** » 03 apr 2009, 21:24

Hey there, people, Im bobby brown
They say Im the cutest boy in town
My car is fast, my teeth is shiney
I tell all the girls they can kiss my heinie
Here I am at a famous school
Im dressin sharp n im
Actin cool
I got a cheerleader here wants to help with my paper
Let her do all the work n maybe later Ill rape her

Oh God I am the american dream
I do not think Im too extreme
An Im a handsome sonofabitch
Im gonna get a good job n be real rich

(get a good
Get a good
Get a good
Get a good job)

Womens liberation
Came creepin across the nation
I tell you people I was not ready
When I fucked this dyke by the name of freddie
She made a little speech then,
Aw, she tried to make me say when
She had my balls in a vice, but she left the dick
I guess its still hooked on, but now it shoots too quick

Oh God I am the american dream
But now I smell like vaseline
An Im a miserable sonofabitch
Am I a boy or a lady...i dont know which

(I wonder wonder
Wonder wonder)

So I went out n bought me a leisure suit
I jingle my change, but Im still kinda cute
Got a job doin radio promo
An none of the jocks can even tell Im a homo
Eventually me n a friend
Sorta drifted along into s&m
I can take about an hour on the tower of power
long as I gets a little golden shower

Oh God I am the american dream
With a spindle up my butt till it makes me scream
An Ill do anything to get ahead
I lay awake nights sayin, thank you, fred!
Oh god, oh god, Im so fantastic!
Thanks to freddie, Im a sexual spastic
And my name is bobby brown
Watch me now, Im goin down,
And my name is bobby brown
Watch me now, Im goin down, etc.

Siegfried Stahl · Bericht door **Siegfried Stahl** » 03 apr 2009, 21:26

Afroman...

Hey Sugar, how you doin'? Your pretty face don't match that nasty attitude.
What do you mean, 'Where's my girl?' Probly with your man. Can we fuck?)

She won't let me fucc.
I really need to bust a nut.
She won't let me fucc.
I really need to bust a nut.

(Hey, check this out.)
It's so frustrating being a man, all these sexy women don't understand
Things we need to do, every other day or two
Like take you home baby, and make sweet love to you,
But you, you won't let me fucc.

She won't let me fucc. (You say the mood ain't right.)
I really need to bust a nut. (I know that pussy's tight.)
She won't let me fucc. (Give it to me, baby.)
I really need to bust a nut.

Her heart is still broken, (Poor baby.) her emotions are sore. (I know what you mean, girl.)
She is trying to recover from the man before. (Hey, that's my homeboy, cuz.)
Her ex-boyfriend, (Who, Jermaine?) he probly can't see (shake that ass.)
that it was easy for him (uh, say what?) but he made is hard for me. (Why, man?)
Cause she, she won't let me fucc.

She won't let me fucc. (Aw, give it to me baby.)
I really need to bust a nut. (You know just what I need.)
She won't let me fucc. (Girl, you eatin' all my food, you drinkin' all my beer)
I really need to bust a nut. (you smokin' all my weed!)

You rub your ass against me on the disco floor. (shake that ass.)
I asked you for your number and you said 'Hell no!'
(That's alright. Hey, fuck that bitch look at that one over there,cuz.)
You always hang around me everyday. Different women wanna kick it, but you scare them away.
Now I get offended when you come around, cause I'm tired of my organs
(Your organs?) going up and down. That sucks, cause she won't let me fucc.

She won't let me fucc. (Aw, give it to me baby, give it to me honey.)
I really need to bust a nut. (Don't play with my head again.)
She won't let me fucc. (Let me hit it baby, let me hit it baby.)
I really need to bust a nut. (Are you a lesbian?)

Oh, let me lick it baby. Let me stick it honey. Buccoooc!
I'll give you my money.
Girl, you can have it all. Go ahead and have a ball.
If you want, you can take them both, baby.

In the year 2000 I see thousands of pretty young women I find arousin'
Grocery store shopping, magazine browsin', many different ways they keep their hair styles and
Full of boredom, I walk toward 'em, get 'em close to me cause I'm supposed to be
Male aggressor, female impresser. Say the right things, possibly undress her.
But that's the post game, this is still the pre-game.
Silly woman She-game. Baby, what's your name?
Even though I'm a freak, I play it off like a college geek, crack a smile and politely speak
With intellect to the woman I select, hoping that she won't detect
my egotistical chauvinistical lust I thrust 'til I scream like Mystical.
The wrong message I hope I'm not sending. Laughing and pretending my dick's not extending.
Can't be overzealous, she might discover. She's walkin' away, (Biatch!) blew my cover.

She won't let me fucc. (You know I love you.)
I really need to bust a nut. (Please don't change the subject.)
She won't let me fucc. (We coulda fucked all night long)
I really need to bust a nut. (but, but, but, but your telephone number is wrong.)

She won't let me fucc. (Girl you got a lot to give.)
I really need to bust a nut. (You dress, you dress, so provocative.)
She won't let me fucc. (I can see your lingerie, from real far away.)
I really need to bust a nut. (Bitch, you must think I'm gay.)

Don't make me beg. Baby, let me rub your leg.
Don't make me cry. Look into my eye.
Girl, you damn pretty. Stop actin' so, _? Put some oil on your titt--.
Hey, man, I'm up outta here. She don't wanna fuck

Coyote · Bericht door **Coyote** » 03 apr 2009, 21:53

Een vluggertje dan maar

http://www.filefactory.com/file/af9cec5/n/Seksswap_rar

Jouw beurt Kees.

Kees Kietelvlees · Bericht door **Kees Kietelvlees** » 04 apr 2009, 10:21

Coyote schreef:Een vluggertje dan maar

http://www.filefactory.com/file/af9cec5/n/Seksswap_rar

Jouw beurt Kees.

Dat is vlug

Ik ga morgen aan de slag!!

Kees Kietelvlees · Bericht door **Kees Kietelvlees** » 04 apr 2009, 10:32

Coyote schreef:Een vluggertje dan maar

http://www.filefactory.com/file/af9cec5/n/Seksswap_rar

Jouw beurt Kees.

Eeuh, hoe moet ik luisteren??

Siegfried Stahl · Bericht door **Siegfried Stahl** » 04 apr 2009, 15:12

Ik heb hem ook binnengelepeld...oei oei...wat is ie erg....

Die van Halen vinnikdanweer wel leuk maar al die hiphoppers en rappers...brrrrr ..

Kees Kietelvlees · Bericht door **Kees Kietelvlees** » 04 apr 2009, 15:13

Siegfried Stahl schreef:Ik heb hem ook binnengelepeld...oei oei...wat is ie erg....

Die van Halen vinnikdanweer wel leuk maar al die hiphoppers en rappers...brrrrr ..

hoe moet ik hem binnenslepen gvd???

Siegfried Stahl · Bericht door **Siegfried Stahl** » 04 apr 2009, 15:36

Linkje aanklikken, downloaden en uitpakken met Winrar.

Geloof me, als mij het al lukt........

iKer · Bericht door **iKer** » 04 apr 2009, 15:42

Klik op "Download for free with FileFactory Basic"

Billy Blitzkrieg · Bericht door **Billy Blitzkrieg** » 04 apr 2009, 15:43

het linkje is idd dood momenteel. Wll teveel free downloads voor vandaag.

Kees Kietelvlees · Bericht door **Kees Kietelvlees** » 04 apr 2009, 16:18

Mannen, vrienden eigenlijk, bedankt voor jullie hulp! Ga het morgen in ale rust proberen

Coyote · Bericht door **Coyote** » 05 apr 2009, 17:52

Kees Kietelvlees schreef:
Coyote schreef:Een vluggertje dan maar

http://www.filefactory.com/file/af9cec5/n/Seksswap_rar

Jouw beurt Kees.

Dat is vlug Ik ga morgen aan de slag!!

Neem vooral je tijd Kees. Heb je 'm binnen inmiddels?

Drees1 · Bericht door **Drees1** » 10 sep 2010, 00:41

Siegfried Stahl schreef:Hey there, people, Im bobby brown
They say Im the cutest boy in town
My car is fast, my teeth is shiney
I tell all the girls they can kiss my heinie
Here I am at a famous school
Im dressin sharp n im
Actin cool
I got a cheerleader here wants to help with my paper
Let her do all the work n maybe later Ill rape her

Oh God I am the american dream
I do not think Im too extreme
An Im a handsome sonofabitch
Im gonna get a good job n be real rich

(get a good
Get a good
Get a good
Get a good job)

Womens liberation
Came creepin across the nation
I tell you people I was not ready
When I fucked this dyke by the name of freddie
She made a little speech then,
Aw, she tried to make me say when
She had my balls in a vice, but she left the dick
I guess its still hooked on, but now it shoots too quick

Oh God I am the american dream
But now I smell like vaseline
An Im a miserable sonofabitch
Am I a boy or a lady...i dont know which

(I wonder wonder
Wonder wonder)

So I went out n bought me a leisure suit
I jingle my change, but Im still kinda cute
Got a job doin radio promo
An none of the jocks can even tell Im a homo
Eventually me n a friend
Sorta drifted along into s&m
I can take about an hour on the tower of power
long as I gets a little golden shower

Oh God I am the american dream
With a spindle up my butt till it makes me scream
An Ill do anything to get ahead
I lay awake nights sayin, thank you, fred!
Oh god, oh god, Im so fantastic!
Thanks to freddie, Im a sexual spastic
And my name is bobby brown
Watch me now, Im goin down,
And my name is bobby brown
Watch me now, Im goin down, etc.

Zappa

koekblik · Bericht door **koekblik** » 10 sep 2010, 08:28

Drees1 schreef:
Siegfried Stahl schreef:Hey there, people, Im bobby brown
They say Im the cutest boy in town
My car is fast, my teeth is shiney
I tell all the girls they can kiss my heinie
Here I am at a famous school
Im dressin sharp n im
Actin cool
I got a cheerleader here wants to help with my paper
Let her do all the work n maybe later Ill rape her

Oh God I am the american dream
I do not think Im too extreme
An Im a handsome sonofabitch
Im gonna get a good job n be real rich

(get a good
Get a good
Get a good
Get a good job)

Womens liberation
Came creepin across the nation
I tell you people I was not ready
When I fucked this dyke by the name of freddie
She made a little speech then,
Aw, she tried to make me say when
She had my balls in a vice, but she left the dick
I guess its still hooked on, but now it shoots too quick

Oh God I am the american dream
But now I smell like vaseline
An Im a miserable sonofabitch
Am I a boy or a lady...i dont know which

(I wonder wonder
Wonder wonder)

So I went out n bought me a leisure suit
I jingle my change, but Im still kinda cute
Got a job doin radio promo
An none of the jocks can even tell Im a homo
Eventually me n a friend
Sorta drifted along into s&m
I can take about an hour on the tower of power
long as I gets a little golden shower

Oh God I am the american dream
With a spindle up my butt till it makes me scream
An Ill do anything to get ahead
I lay awake nights sayin, thank you, fred!
Oh god, oh god, Im so fantastic!
Thanks to freddie, Im a sexual spastic
And my name is bobby brown
Watch me now, Im goin down,
And my name is bobby brown
Watch me now, Im goin down, etc.

Zappa

waar zocht je op toen je op dit berichtje uitkwam?

Kees Kietelvlees · Bericht door **Kees Kietelvlees** » 10 sep 2010, 09:03

Kees houdt nu eenmaal van een golden shower

Vraag maar aan Billy en Iker.

koekblik · Bericht door **koekblik** » 10 sep 2010, 09:19

stelletje pisnichten

1ofthemFaces · Bericht door **1ofthemFaces** » 06 dec 2010, 15:11

Zeg..waar blijft Kees'swap en hebben jullie niet genoeg tijd gehad om een en ander te bespreken?

iKer · Bericht door **iKer** » 06 dec 2010, 18:03

koekblik schreef:stelletje pisnichten

Wil je ook een keertje meedoen?
Is lekker warm in deze koude dagen.

koekblik · Bericht door **koekblik** » 07 dec 2010, 22:31

lekker! tot zo!

1ofthemFaces · Bericht door **1ofthemFaces** » 23 sep 2011, 08:07

Waarom is deze swap nimmer besproken?

Kees Kietelvlees · Bericht door **Kees Kietelvlees** » 23 sep 2011, 08:26

Omdat het Kees niet lukte die swap om die swap ted downloaden/ een link te plaatsten...

1ofthemFaces · Bericht door **1ofthemFaces** » 23 sep 2011, 15:17

Kees Kietelvlees schreef:Omdat het Kees niet lukte die swap om die swap ted downloaden/ een link te plaatsten...

Komt dat door he woord "seks" in de swap wellicht.
Dat mevrouw Kietelvlees stiekem een virtuele moraalagent heeft geïnstalleerd?

Kees Kietelvlees · Bericht door **Kees Kietelvlees** » 23 sep 2011, 15:23

1ofthemFaces schreef:
Kees Kietelvlees schreef:Omdat het Kees niet lukte die swap om die swap ted downloaden/ een link te plaatsten...
Komt dat door he woord "seks" in de swap wellicht.
Dat mevrouw Kietelvlees stiekem een virtuele moraalagent heeft geïnstalleerd?

Mevrouw Kietelvlees is nóg een grotere digibeet dan Kees

.

Coyote · Bericht door **Coyote** » 24 sep 2011, 02:37

Het was een van de beste swaps ooit, Kees; verjaart helaas. Twee tracks kan ik me nog herinneren.

Coyote · Bericht door **Coyote** » 24 sep 2011, 02:44

Coyote · Bericht door **Coyote** » 25 sep 2011, 21:02

Coyote schreef:Het was een van de beste swaps ooit, Kees; verjaart helaas. Twee tracks kan ik me nog herinneren.

Míjn beste seksswap ooit en wellicht mijn laatste. Jouw beurt Kees!

Coyote · Bericht door **Coyote** » 25 sep 2011, 21:08

Tip: je kan googlen op de vraag hoe je muziek moet uploaden. :wanker:

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