[Verse 1]
C'mon now you assholes
This is what you are here for
Aren't you
Get your privates saluting to my big boobies and
When I bend over
You all better stand at attention for my Round booty
Now we are going to get this party started fellas
[Hook]
Blast me up the shitter tonight
Double pork your sausages in my rump That's right
I can swallow and spit but I won't bite Unless you'd like
C'mon boys blast me up the shitter Tonight
[Verse 2]
Oh yeeesss
I can warm up your onions
Yours are as big as Paul Bunyan's
Shove in your carrots and celery we are merrily throwing in
I the ho potatoes with my girls Basil and Rosemary
We have Thyme to fuck in this stew's secret Sause
(shoot it in my mouth)
[Chorus]
Blast me up the shitter tonight
Boys
Double pork your sausages in my rump ooouuu oh oh yeah that's right guys
I can swallow and spit but I won't bite Unless of course you'd like
C'mon boys blast me up the shitter tonight
[Piano solo]
[Verse 1]
C'mon now you assholes
This is what you are here for
Aren't you
Get your privates saluting to my big boobies and
When I bend over
You all better stand at attention for my Round booty
Now we are going to get this party started fellas
[Hook]
Blast me up the shitter tonight
Double pork your sausages in my rump That's right
I can swallow and spit but I won't bite Unless you'd like
C'mon boys blast me up the shitter Tonight
[Verse 2]
Oh yeeesss
I can warm up your onions
Yours are as big as Paul Bunyan's
Shove in your carrots and celery we are merrily throwing in
I the ho potatoes with my girls Basil and Rosemary
We have Thyme to fuck in this stew's secret Sause
(shoot it in my mouth)
[Hook]
Blast me up the shitter tonight
Double pork your sausages in my rump That's right
I can swallow and spit but I won't bite Unless you'd like
C'mon boys blast me up the shitter Tonight
[Piano Solo]
[Verse 2 repeated]
Oh yeeesss
I can warm up your onions
Yours are as big as Paul Bunyan's
Shove in your carrots and celery we are merrily throwing in
I the ho potatoes with my girls Basil and Rosemary
We have Thyme to fuck in this stew's secret Sause
(shoot it in my mouth)
[Hook]
Blast me up the shitter tonight
Double pork your sausages in my rump That's right
I can swallow and spit but I won't bite Unless you'd like
C'mon boys blast me up the shitter Tonight
[Chorus]
Blast me up the shitter tonight
Make me wider that king kong's canyon
Blast Me up the shitter tonight
Fill up these hole with all those cannons
Blast Me up the shitter tonight
Give me a high colonic with your kock
[Chorus Big Finish]
Blast me up the shitter
(oh yeah now)
Blast me up the shitter
Blast Me
Blast me up
Blast me up the shitter
Blast
me
up
the
shitter
toooo niiiiight
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Dirty Gerty Gertrude Vaughns was A Prostitute in the local Chicago area after a long time client from Sex Records Milford Jewishberg gave her a deal with Sex Records for a recording session this was it, the song was banned everywhere, except in the US but Gerty had to sings the lyrics "Up the Shitter" instead of "Up My Shitter" reluctantly she agreed but that is why the on the album cover says differently from the song Title its self. Hey Sex records is not going to do reprints of the cover. Fuck That. We aren't made out of money.